Upcoming Picket Schedule
 
12/16 1:15 PM - 2:00 PM Antarctica

We will be protesting the march of the Godless penguins. Recently penguins have been using the world's media outlets in order to spread their filthy lies. Just look at one of the most popular movies at the box office recently, "Happy Feet". Blasphemous penguin propaganda which the wicked sinners of America devour like the heathens they are. And who could forget 2005’s “March of the Penguins”? The only place penguins are marching is straight to the fires of Hell! Thus we are going to warn them of their sin, so that they might turn away from the Devil and march toward the Hatred of the Lord.

12/18 11:15 PM - 2:00 PM Disney World

Orlando, Florida

Disney World has long been a hot bed of fag smut. Here you can find everything from colorful parades and fireworks to rides in which singing dolls promote peace and racial equality. The Eastboro Baptists will not stand for Walt Disney and his sickening world of sin which taunts the Wrath of God and laughs in His face. The Westboro Baptists have already announced that they will be following us there (as they often do) to picket at the same time, but rest assured that our signs will be bigger and brighter shades of neon than theirs!