April 11th , 2008

Eastboro Thwarts Westboro's UW Stout Picketing!

Yesterday morning, our rivals on the Westside staged a picketing at the University of Wisconsin Stout. Always one step ahead, agents of Eastboro arrived inconspicuously the night before to write somewhat irritating things on the side walk where they were scheduled to be.

Due to our incredibly effective “sidewalk chalk sabotage”™ campaign, Westboro left a whole 25 minutes earlier than planned… Or it may have been due to the 1000 some students who showed up to escort the 4 of them back to their minivan… But we’re thinking it must have been the chalk. So take that WBC! Maybe now you will be less discriminatory and more all encompassing with the direction of your Hatred, the way God intended.

A student makes a run for it with one of Westboro's fancy signs. No doubt he
intended to give it to one of our agents who was hiding in those bushes.