December 01, 2006

Picketing of the Godless Salvation Army

We had a successful picketing of the local Salvation Army yesterday. Five members showed up to protest on the solid grounds that only God can provide salvation, and poor people are fags. We had many clever signs reading things such as: “Poor=Fag”, “God Hates Giving”, and “Westboro is Gay” etc.

Eastboro Baptist picketing in front of the Salvation Army

Coincidentally, the Westboro Baptists also showed up, but they were easily outdone by our witty signs and chants. They just don’t have the heart to be as hate-filled as us! By the end of the day, we had five of our members knocked unconscious by thrown rocks. Westboro, on the other hand, only had one member knocked unconscious. Score one for Eastboro!