What is our Purpose?

Good evening gentle friend.
Welcome to the Eastboro Baptist Church homepage. This page is dedicated to preaching the Gospel truth about the soul-damning, nation-destroying notion that "It is OK to be different from us."

"GOD HATES EVERYONE EXCEPT US" -- though elliptical -- is a profound theological statement, which the world needs to hear more than it needs oxygen, water and bread. The three words, fully expounded, show:

1. the absolute sovereignty of "GOD" in all matters whatsoever (e.g., Jeremiah 32:17, Isaiah 45:7, Amos 3:6, Proverbs 16:4, Matthew 19:26, Romans 9:11-24, Romans 11:33-36, etc.),
2. the doctrine of reprobation or God's "HATE" involving eternal retribution or the everlasting punishment of most of mankind in Hell forever (e.g., Leviticus 20:13,23, Psalm 5:5, Psalm 11:5, Malachi 1:1-3, Romans 9:11-13, Matthew 7:13,23, John 12:39-40, 1 Peter 2:8, Jude 4, Revelation 13:8, 20:15, 21:27, etc.), and
3. the certainty that all impenitent “people who disagree with our beliefs” (under the elegant metaphor of "EVERYONE EXCEPT US" fueling the fires of God's wrath) will inevitably go to Hell (e.g., Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc.).

The Eastboro Baptists are the only true followers of God’s word! Everyone else WILL be damned to burn in eternal Hell fire!

We do not need scripture to verify this statement. We have heard it from God himself! Repent! (everyone else but us) For you have sinned! You have been born different from us, and this is an abomination unto God for which your souls WILL be damned!

God hates EVERYONE except the Eastboro Baptists. This includes FAGS, black people, every other race except white people, fat people, unattractive people, cancer patients, children, babies, Mexicans, Swedes, Norwegians, Scandinavia in general, non-Americans, all other Americans except us, immigrants (illegal and legal), feminists, liberals, aborted fetus’ (for they have committed the ultimate sin), the cognitively disabled, deaf people, blind people, scientists, Darwin, environmentalists, Al Gore, Jews, Catholics, Evangelicals, Mormons, Muslims (except for the ones who hate the U.S.), Musselman's Applesauce, people who follow any religion other than our imaginative version of Christianity, citizens of whatever town we happen to be picketing in, victims of any tragedy that makes the national news and their family and friends, kittens, etc.  --- You are all sinners in the eyes of the almighty God!

Though God’s Hatred for all of those mentioned above is immeasurable, there is no greater Hatred than his Hatred of the Westboro Baptist Church! They are an absolutely pathetic excuse for a “Primitive Baptist” church. They’re so called “hatred” is only skin deep at most, and they have focused their feeble hatred on FAGS, and FAGS alone! Have these sinners forgotten that God hates EVERYTHING? Thus, God hates the Westboro Baptists above all things, because, whilst charading around as the true followers of God’s Hatred, THEY DO NOT HATE ENOUGH!

It is our mission, assigned unto us by God himself, to save your souls from eternal damnation! Jesus is not coming! He hates you too! Through the means of this website, we will prove to you that God hates EVERYONE EXCEPT US! Especially the Westboro Baptists, the false prophets of God’s Hatred!
Abstain, you fools.