October 31st, 2006

Phelps Daughters on Tyra Banks Show-
Eastboro to one-up them!

As many of you sinners know, Shirley Phelps Roper and her filthy daughters have appeared on the Tyra Banks Show comdemning fags, the fag lifestyle and the Nintendo Wii. Not to be outdone, the Eastboro Baptist Church is now in negotiations with Tyra and her producers for two of our surprisingly attractive, brainwashed, inbred daughters to appear on her show. They will not only condemn (with twice as much Hatred) everything the Phelps condemned, but they also plan to sacrifice the Black Devil (Tyra) to God, live on set!

*note* If negotiations fall through, we will probably still kill Tyra because we just love God that much.

The filthy Phelps daughters on the Tyra Banks Show. Can you believe they actually
watched America's Next Top Model? I haven't seen such abominable sin since the the
third episode of the second season of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!