Eastboro Baptist Church - Eastboro's Mailbox

It is always nice to get mail from our many supporters, so we thought we might share some with you sinners... If only to show how much more we receive than Westboro.

(For the record: Although writing us is a nice gesture, you can rest assured that you will still burn in eternal hellfire... Nice try though.)

On occasion we also receive some mail that is not entirely supportive of our Holy cause, but considering we are the only ones in the universe who understand God's word, that is to be expected. We're so misunderstood.

"What a breath of fresh air coming to your site. I just came from visiting the happy go lucky site of God hates fags site. Unbelievable.

You are too funny, thanks for this site.

Christine"

"I love this site. I was laughing so hard. If I had any milk in me, it probably would've gone out my nose."

I'm not sure what is so funny about God's immeasurable Hatred for all living things besides us. Some of you seem to be under the impression that this website is meant to be a joke- Perhaps a satirical, toungue-in-cheek, spoof of the Westboro Baptist Church? Well that is NOT the case. I don't even know where you would have come up with such a ridiculous idea. Considering everything on this website, I think it's fairly obvious that our message is meant to be taken completely literally... Much like the bible. (Besides the parts that don't mesh with our beliefs.)

"This church is an abomination. You're not even a church, you're a cult. Go get bombed."

How many times are you people going to bomb our perfect sanctuary? ... It shakes the asbestos from the ceiling. It's very irritating.

"Please, tell Pastor Ben Bigots and Mr. Phelps that when their kind finally see justice it will be at a gay pride parade and their wives and daughters will be the floats. Happy Bum ******* you racist bigots. Praise Be to God, (and his gay buddies)."

"It's four in the morning over here and I was considering the depth of God's hatred for me and obvisouly couldn't sleep because of such. I'm just glad there are sites like this to wake us up to the truth (like we need waking up!) God have mercy upon (the rest...)"

"Hello Eastboro Baptist Church,

I happened to watch your video on "The Sins of Multi Meat Consumption" so i was interested and decided to go to your homepage and read what you have to say. When i got there it was nothing what i expected.

Now to get to the point.

And if you truly love and respect God, please listen to everything i have to say.

Down to the last period.

I am not a preacher, pastor, teacher or any other thing like that.

I am a simple Christian who is telling you the true meaning of God's Word, and the true meaning of Church and Chrisianity.

I myself am also not telling you this. God is showing you this through me and through the Holy Spirit.

First of all, all of your views are selfish and absolutely preposterous. What are you thinking? Who has deceived you like this?

I'm sorry to tell you this, but Satan has decieved you all. But there is good news to all of this; you can seek redemption before your blinded lives are over.

All you need to do is accept Jesus Christ.

Churches aren't nessecarily holy places. They're God's houses here on Earth where the redeemed can come to worship God, or the unsaved come to know and learn about him.

Church IS NOT a place to plan these ridiculous protests for "sins" that aren't really sins, and is DEFFINETLY NOT for showing hate to everyone around you. We're all human beings, and God does in fact love you, but he also loves us all; EVEN people who are true sinners. Everone sins, so everyone is a sinner. Although i dont believe in your views, this is how its broken down. IF what your saying is right, then God not only hates everyone else besides you, but also hates you all too because everone sins.

I am not mad at your church at all. I actually pity you all more than I am disappointed.

The world is falling as you have said, but not in to these ridiculous "sins" that you've been talking about. It's falling into a state of spiritual death, and people need JESUS to be saved and go to Heaven.

I'm sorry, but without Jesus accepted into your lives; it's sad to say, but your church, your sister church the Westboro Baptist Church, and all the other churches and people are going to hell.

We are all victims of Satan and the World's temptations.

No single person is or has ever been holy, EXCEPT Jesus Christ

I am not an enemy. I am a concerned friend.

Someone who feels compelled to make God's Word clear in the world."

I take offense to quite a few your points. First of all, our church was not even remotely involved in the creation of the "Sins of Multi Meat Consumption" video to which you refer. As far as we can tell, that video was put out by the Westboro Baptists in order to make us appear foolish... Everyone knows that God's true issue with sausage is not it's multiple meat status, but rather it's blatent phallus shape that tempts even the most God fearing young men when they're alone in the back room of the butcher shop they were briefly employed by at age 14.

Secondly, the Westboro Baptist Church is NOT our sister church. Granted we were founded under similar circumstances, within a year of each other, by a man who appears to be a direct satire of Fred Phelps, but this is all simple coincidence. Besides these small similarities, the Eastboro and Westboro baptists are as compatible as... cheese and crackers... for the lactose intolerant.

Please take your religious fanaticism elsewhere. You will not force us to stray from our enlightened path with your siren call and talk of God's "love" and "forgiveness". God's forgiveness is a myth dreamed up by those who would benefit from it. Those of us who are true followers of God's Hate do not need to be forgiven, because, aside from being born, we have NOT sinned... And it is not in our to-do list. I have heard your kind many times before: "Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where God simply forgave us for spilling that glass of grape juice on the livingroom carpet when we were 4?" NO! You're going to hell. Deal with it.

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