November 20th, 2006

Fred Phelps in "Brokeback Mountain"?!

We have just discovered that director Ang (fag enabler) Lee’s first choice to play the gay cowboy character "Jack Twist” in the fag feces fest “Brokeback Mountain” was not Heath Ledger, but none other than Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps! Yes it’s true! According to Ang: “I fell in love with his piercing blue eyes the moment I saw him, and I knew he would be perfect for the part. Unfortunately, he got a little too into his character… (cough) and Jake Gyllenhaals’… during the filming of a love-making scene, and we had to let him go.”

Fred Phelps gets freaky with Jake Gyllenhaal in "Brokeback Mountain"

First Shirley Phelps Roper in an erotica tape, and now Fred Phelps in Brokeback Mountain? We here at Eastboro are beginning to wonder if the Westboro "Baptists" even hate gay people at all!

Brokeback Mountain is "critically acclaimed", but obviously we haven't seen it. The only critic we need is God, and He gives this movie two thumbs down.