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January 25, 2008
The Handy Enabler Key (HEK)
For our own conveniece (noone elses) and to conserve space, those hence forth mentioned in our articles will be affixed with an appropriate, descriptive, acronym with a negative connotation. For example, if we were to discuss filmmaker Micheal Moore, we may place an (FE) after his name to denote his Fag Enabler status. Likewise, if we were to discuss Mahatma Gandhi, (as we often do- The fellow activists and harbingers of great social change that we are.) we may use (AIBPE) to denote his status as Assasinated Indian/Bald Person Enabler.
*Note*
We would attach (WBHFAE) to everyone’s names except ours to denote that they Will Burn in Hell For All Eternity were it not already commonly accepted knowledge.
Carefully study the Handy Enabler Key (HEK):
| FE |
Fag Enabler |
| JE |
Jew Enabler |
| AAE |
African American Enabler |
| IIE |
Illegal Immigrant Enabler |
| IE |
Immigrant Enabler |
| PPE |
Poor People Enabler |
| CE |
Child Enabler |
| BE |
Baby Enabler |
| CAE |
Cuddly Animal Enabler |
| EE |
Environment Enabler |
| FPE |
Fat Person Enabler |
| WE |
Westboro Enabler |
| NWiiE |
Nintendo Wii Enabler |
| RMRME |
Rastafarian Marijuana and Reggae Music Enabler |
| AIBPE |
Assasinated Indian/Bald Person Enabler |
DAWSDMSATG
MIWHRGOTDEW
ATSMJETCCAIRO
W?DRF |
Decent Actor With Some Decent Movies Such As Top Gun and Mission Impossible Who Has Recently Gone Off The Deep End With All That Scientology Mumbo Jumbo Enabler... That Crazy Cult. Am I Right Or What? ... Damn Religious Fanatics. |
| AE |
Acronym Enabler |
Please memorize them all.
**Eastboro Family Fun**
What kind of Enablers are you and your disgusting family? Fag? Cuddly Animal? Kids love this game.
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