The Eastboro Baptist Church (EBC)
Located in Eastern Topeka, Kansas
Founded in 1955 by Pastor Ben Bigots

This is our grand cathedral. Admittedly, it is very similar to Westboro’s, but ours is twice as nice since, unlike Westboro, we opted to have the asbestos cleaned out, and the bullet holes patched up before we moved in.

Please, feel free to stop by sometime. We won't let you inside, as we do not want your filth in our perfect sanctuary, as we're sure you can understand, but you can listen to our sermon ("Bread From Eastboro's Ass") through the loud speaker outside. Otherwise we have a pirated FM radio station that is tunable up to three blocks away from the church on which we broadcast our holy message for your convenience.

Sermon starts at 10:00 AM daily. Be there or be damned to Hell.