God Hates Globes

We here at the Eastboro Baptist Church have been preaching the gospel truth from the beginning in regards to the flatness of the Earth. However, though we feel it is very important that the entire Bible be taken completely literally, we are a very busy congregation, and we don’t have the time to consistently preach against the evils of the Round Earth Theory. Luckily, the faithful over at GodHatesGlobes.com have picked up the helm and devoted an entire site to this critical issue that is of utmost importance to the salvation of the human race.

Now, we want to make it clear that we here at the Eastboro Baptist Church are not, in anyway, affiliated with GodHatesGlobes.com, however we do commend them for their heartfelt effort to preach against the soul damning, nation destroying notion that “the Earth is a sphere”.

We would also like to say that, although God appreciates what they have done, they will still, most likely, burn in Hell for all eternity. (as they are not us)

WARNING: This Site Is So Righteous That It Crashes FireFox!

Image coutesy of NASA and www.GodHatesGlobes.com